Tampa Bay Rays: "Fuck You, Cubs"
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — On the eve of their very first World Series appearance in a short 11-year team history, the Tampa Bay Rays took time Tuesday to acknowledge the Chicago Cubs' decades-long absence from the Fall Classic.

Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig is expected to officially censure Rays management for the vulgar and undiplomatic nature of the announcement, but acknowledged Wednesday morning that "Christ, you've got to admit they have a point."
Funny. You gotta love The Onion.
But whatever Mary. You lost Game 1 last night to the frickin' Phillies. Go Phillies. In four.
(Bitter, party of millions. Bitter)
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